CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER
Once upon a recent time
A vain and silly man
Got himself appointed
To rule over all the land.
He knew capable ministers
Can threaten he who rules
So he gathered up a cabinet
Of sycophants and fools.
His courtiers would whisper
Flattering nothings in his ear
For this they knew was all
The silly man would want to hear.
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The fools meanwhile would bumble
And stumble daftly on
And make the silly man look clever
By comparison.
But now the vain and silly man
Has been defenestrated
His vanity and silliness
No longer tolerated.
And now the fools have nobody
To tell them what to do
And the sycophants are stranded with
No-one to suck up to.
With many thanks to the: The New European and Mitch Benn for the original publication.
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